Saturday, November 12, 2011

1001 Video Games You Must Play Before You Die –Game #1 –The Oregon Trail

So...after MANY months of not doing anything, finally got things underway today, under heavy coffee influence.  We kick off with an oldie but a goodie...The Oregon Trail.
The Oregon Trail
The Oregon Trail
Platform: Various
Ahhh a classic.  What else would I be doing in 3rd/4th grade?  Those lovely Apple computers in the computer lab (part of the legendary LMTC/Library at Waunakee Elementary) were good for only a few things.  Typing up papers, and games.  This is back when you had those sweet 5 1/4" disks that sounded awful when you messed up the loading.  I digress.  Oregon Trail, along with other great games such as Murphy's Minerals, Odell Lake, and Number Munchers, was what we call...Edutainment...ie games you were supposed to "learn" from through playing them.  I am certain there was almost no learning and more gaming going on, but maybe some bits of learning snuck through.
At any rate, this game/text adventure simulated the 2000 mile journey from the heartland to the lands of Oregon, on the search for prosperity.  You have to balance supplies, the pace of your group, the trails of the trail, etc, enroute to try to make the difficult journey.
I fondly recall choosing to take time to play games in the computer lab over basketball, crafts, or whatever other things they offered during "free days" or when it was raining outside.  My goodness, the only sport I had played to that point was probably four square.  (Side note: I recall you had to put a red solo cup on the top of the computer to signify that you had a question.  Why we had to do that, I have no idea).
In order to complete my trip down memory lane, I decided to find an Apple II emulator on the interwebz and to play it legit style.  Many other versions are available (including text only, PC, and now in app form on iPod!)
Now in App form!
In my opinion, the greatest thing about playing this game with your class was that people would often name their party members after themselves, friends, or others.  So you'd have a character break a leg in game, with an exchange such as "HEY DAVE!  YOU JUST BROKE YOUR LEG!!!"  Ahhh good times....or I'm just easily amused.
Anyway, for this run, I followed a similar pattern for my excursion:
This can only end well.
After purchasing supplies, we were ready to rock.  
Check out those sweet graphics!
The main interface. Things are looking good at this point. Good health!
One of the biggest problems one runs into is a lack of health.  My trip was no different, as seen here:
MISS!!!
...and the only prescription, is more cowbell!
Work Reduction!
Too much Karaoke DJing!
Apparently, I'm the only healthy one in the group...probably because I drink so much milk.  HA!
As you progress, the conditions deteriorate.  Not only health is an issue, but so too is the food situation.  Stocking up at the beginning is key, but so is hunting along the way.  For some, this was the highlight of the game (i.e. they would just buy nothing but bullets.  Smart move.  Smart move.).
Got Beef?
Along the way, you also have to make choices as to which route you want to take, how fast you want to travel, and of course, the infamous "fording of the river(s)."  You often have a few choices (such as taking a ferry, floating the wagon, or fording the river.  Ferry is the safest route, however it also usually costs time and money.  Fording is often the quickest, but you can also sink the wagon, leading to a loss in supplies, oxen, etc.)
Ford the river!!!
Often times, through bad health and bad conditions, someone in the group will die.  It is always interesting to run across a gravestone enroute to Oregon.  Inevitably, someone in my class back in the day would have found it hilarious to name party members with riduclous/awesome names like "Butt" or "Assface" or "Penis."  Or you could run across a friend's name and you'd laugh or mock them for dying.
Yes, but what happened to Assface?
I was fortunate on my trip...plenty of health issues but we managed to truck through the difficult journey with no loss of life, and we eventually found our way to Oregon:
No sign of Nike and their hideous football uniforms anywhere!
Of course, since this was an early game, the ending was satisfying, but you didn't get a lot of pomp and circumstance:
Not pictured: The T-shirt with the saying "I traveled 2000 miles to Oregon and all I got was this lousy text box."
Top 10!!!
However, it still felt like an accomplishment.  Not only back in the day, but even today when I completed the journey again.  
Overall, Oregon Trail is a great game.  Even if it is basic by today's standards, it still holds a place in the hearts of many a gamer.  Whatever form it takes, it packs in a decent game with historical reference to add the educational perspective.  If you haven't played this game, do yourself a favor and play it in some form.
PS - If you want a good laugh, here's a great fake movie trailer for an Oregon Trail movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHps2SecuDk

Monday, November 7, 2011

Nerdgasm – Episode 1

So I am a Gamer.  LOVE games.  Video games.  Computer games.  Nerd culture in any form, basically. 

At any rate, I come across way too many sweet links on the interwebz and so I figured I’d start to share these when I get the chance.  Like right now.  Capiche?

Battleshots – (http://kotaku.com/5849354/this-game-of-battleship-will-get-you-hammered) – I can’t see how this would ever be awful.  I’m suddenly interested in playing Battleship again. 

Dancing Mario – (http://kotaku.com/5849766/dancing-mario-is-guaranteed-to-make-you-smile-promise) – Why Not?

Gaming on the Go – (http://kotaku.com/5849749/take-your-console-games-on-the-road-with-the-gaems-g155) – I’ll have to take this on my next road trip for work.  Or camping.

Fitocracy – (http://kotaku.com/5850072/how-making-fitness-into-a-role+playing-game-makes-us-all-look-and-feel-great) – I really wish they’d issue me a dang invite, this looks awesome!

Friends Don’t Let Friends Play Inverted – (http://kotaku.com/5850358/why-you-should-never-ever-invert-your-controls) – PSA brought to you by Freddie Wong.

Turn Your PC Into a Retro Gaming System – (http://lifehacker.com/5835259/how-to-turn-your-computer-into-a-retro-game-arcade) – Yes and yes.

Cain’s 9-9-9 Plan…In Sims World – (http://kotaku.com/5850701/the-sims-team-definitely-got-the-idea-for-this-video-from-herman-cains-tax-plan) – Well….if someone ran with the SimCity engine, I bet they’d have more success than being on their own.

I-Do-Ken – (http://kotaku.com/5850655/the-best-fake-video-game-wedding-picture-ever) – If you get the reference, points!

Choose Your Own Adventure @ Gamestop! – (http://bitmob.com/articles/choose-your-own-adventure-the-video-game-store) – Hell yes!  All you need is a 20-sided die and your browser to play this.  Ahhh memories.

Felt Nintendo Characters – (http://kotaku.com/5850778/felt-mario-bombs-are-dangerously-cute/gallery/1) – Awwww.  This is no head….this is a bomb!!!!

FPS Simulator…TO THE MAX – (http://kotaku.com/5850767/the-worlds-most-amazing-and-painful-video-game-setup) – Hol-eeee shit.

New Life+ – (http://kotaku.com/5851021/new-life%252B-if-life-were-a-game-how-would-you-replay-it) – Great article by the wonderful Lisa Foiles (@LisaFoiles).

Want To Be In Sesame Street?  Get a Kinect! – (http://gizmodo.com/5851020/kinect-realizes-millions-of-fantasies-by-putting-kids-inside-sesame-street) – Every day I’m snufflin’. (Part 2 – Taking over actual TV!!! http://kotaku.com/5851118/look-at-how-microsoft-wants-to-transform-sesame-street-its-the-future)

SimTaiwan – (http://kotaku.com/5851193/some-guy-recreated-a-country-in-simcity/gallery/1) – That is just straight up impressive SimCity 4ing right there.

Mario Bathroom?  Mario Bathroom. – (http://imgur.com/a/9fAWf#5) – Jealous!

Video Games Become….Horror Movies? – (http://kotaku.com/5851447/mario-kart-angry-birds-duck-hunter-turned-into-horror-flick) – How did I miss these?  I’m not a huge horror movie fan, but these look amazing.

Zelda The Cartoon…NSFW – (http://kotaku.com/5851611/bleep-a-few-words-and-suddenly-zelda-is-very-nsfw) – Sooo cheesy, even back in the day, but this clip takes a new spin on it.

Tom Nook is the 1% – (http://kotaku.com/5851904/what-animal-crossing-can-teach-us-about-the-anger-of-occupy-wall-street) – That bastard owned me in Animal Crossing

Where are They Now? Diseases from Oregon Trail – (http://kotaku.com/5851943/where-are-they-now-diseases-that-killed-you-in-oregon-trail) – Smitty has died.

Don’t You….Forget About Me.  In Ace Combat – (http://kotaku.com/5851983/this-is-the-greatest-button+press-in-all-of-video-gaming) – Great tribute.

Bhaloidam – (http://kotaku.com/5851782/fund-bhaloidam-to-tell-your-own-story) – I don’t get it, but I’m intrigued.  And hey, they made their goal, so maybe we will see it!

Metal NES – (http://kotaku.com/5852146/metal-band-unleashes-album-of-remixed-music-from-zelda-contra-and-more) – Old school music, set to heavy metal.  I’m down.

Dr. Robotnik Finally Wins – (http://kotaku.com/5852872/dr-robotnik-just-didnt-think-things-through) – It builds…it builds.

Ingenuity (aka Cheating) to Unlock an Achievement – (http://kotaku.com/5852987/this-guy-cheated-to-get-an-achievement-but-he-did-it-in-style) – Great work….though I don’t know if this is cheating or not….

NVIDIA Helps Offer Advice For Building a PC – (http://kotaku.com/5853219/nvidia-offers-guides-to-building-a-pc-worthy-of-battlefield-3) – To help peeps get the most out of BF3, they put together a very helpful guide.  Rest assured, I appreciate this.

Raw 2 CAWs – (http://kotaku.com/5853334/thanks-to-video-games-someone-pretended-that-frank-zappa-and-beck-were-wwe-pro-wrestlers/gallery/1) – Ohhh memories.  I wish they’d kept on with this series, the foundation was there!

Hardcore Keyboard – (http://gizmodo.com/5853636/you-can-spill-all-your-drinks-on-this-gaming-keyboard) – Good lord, you could probably kill someone with that thing and it would just brush it off.

Fighting Back Into the Game – (http://kotaku.com/5853740/at-age-29-a-game-developer-now-battles-back-from-a-stroke) – I am inspired.

Mage Gauntlet – (http://kotaku.com/5853830/heres-why-the-legend-of-zelda-should-come-to-the-iphone) I’ll have to look into this game, looks interesting…and promising!

The Final Concert – (http://kotaku.com/5853868/the-painful-beautiful-parting-of-two-brothers-bound-by-gaming) Touching and heartbreaking story…Cancer is the fucking worst.

Up The Wall – (http://kotaku.com/5854054/when-your-world-is-a-sheer-vertical-wall-all-you-can-do-is-climb) – All I can say is…don’t fall.

Dirty Word – (http://kotaku.com/5854012/this-gaymers-story) – Wow.  Kudos to this guy….

Hall of Play – (http://kotaku.com/5854355/to-insert-your-name-here-facebook-app-puts-you-in-the-best-playstation-commercial-ever) – Kevin Butler, continuing to prove why he is awesome.

Take This Lollipop – (http://www.takethislollipop.com/) – Wow….I may be killed shortly.

Gaping Hole – (http://kotaku.com/5854612/if-you-have-two-ipad-2s-heres-an-easy-halloween-costume-thatll-blow-everyone-away) – If I ever have the cash for 2 iPad2s….this is happening.

Gaming For A Cause – (http://kotaku.com/5854656/ios-game-helping-disabled-girl-walk-for-the-first-time) – One of the positive stories that the general news media will ignore in favor of crushing GTA for being too violent.

CLEAR! – (http://kotaku.com/5855107/battlefields-stupidest-weapons-dont-look-so-stupid-now) – Amazing clip here…great creativity with the paddles.

Car Vs. Road – (http://kotaku.com/5855198/sometimes-you-conquer-the-road-sometimes-the-road-conquers-you) – Love the creativity here!  Hope you are friendly with your….friend.  When playing this game anyhow…

Tractor Beams?  Tractor Beams. – (http://gizmodo.com/5855479/nasa-drops-a-hundred-grand-on-tractor-beam-research) – FINALLY!

On Video Game Reviews – (http://kotaku.com/5855372/drakes-reception-uncharted-3-and-video-game-criticism) – The Interwebz could learn a lesson or five.

Your Death! In Friendly Daily Infographic Form – (http://kotaku.com/5855536/the-boring-truth-about-your-death-it-wont-be-like-a-video-game) – Oh good, unintentional injury!

GTA V – (http://kotaku.com/5855612/the-coolest-things-we-spotted-in-the-gta-v-trailer/gallery/1) – YES!!!!

Kinect Serial Killer – (http://kotaku.com/5855906/kinect-is-a-serial-killer-has-the-taste-for-blood) – Creepy.  Low production values, but creepy.  Clearly some SAW influence.

Rainbow Moon – (http://kotaku.com/5855932/rainbow-moon-is-a-strategy-rpg-coming-to-psn-next-year/gallery/1) – I thought it was a sequel to the underrated Harvest Moon series.  Turns out it is an old school RPG set to be released for the PSN.  I’m IN!

Saints Row 3 – (http://kotaku.com/5856111/pimps-gimps-outer-space-combat-and-burt-reynolds-must-be-a-saints-row-the-third-trailer) – Sheer and utter ridiculousness.  I’m IN.

Cop Car Hits Plane Interlude – (http://www.autoblog.com/2011/11/04/watch-brazilian-police-intentionally-ram-car-into-plane-during-t/) – Oh, hey, you got GTA in my real life!

DLC Quest – (http://kotaku.com/5856556/sometimes-downloadable-content-isnt-just-in-the-game-it-is-the-game/gallery/1) – I love me some good satire.

MW3 – (http://kotaku.com/5856762/full+length-jonah-hill-modern-warfare-3-ad-has-a-special-guest-star-at-the-end) – Great commercial…though I’m the lifetime NOOB.

HARDEST GAME IN THE WORLD (MAYBE) – (http://kotaku.com/5857001/hardest-game-ever-has-a-lofty-title-it-features-short-games) – Warioware, revisited?

Portable N64 – (http://kotaku.com/5856991/transforming-a-nintendo-64-into-a-portable) – My God, I would have been dead in middle school via not doing anything other than Goldeneye if this existed.