Saturday, November 12, 2011

1001 Video Games You Must Play Before You Die –Game #1 –The Oregon Trail

So...after MANY months of not doing anything, finally got things underway today, under heavy coffee influence.  We kick off with an oldie but a goodie...The Oregon Trail.
The Oregon Trail
The Oregon Trail
Platform: Various
Ahhh a classic.  What else would I be doing in 3rd/4th grade?  Those lovely Apple computers in the computer lab (part of the legendary LMTC/Library at Waunakee Elementary) were good for only a few things.  Typing up papers, and games.  This is back when you had those sweet 5 1/4" disks that sounded awful when you messed up the loading.  I digress.  Oregon Trail, along with other great games such as Murphy's Minerals, Odell Lake, and Number Munchers, was what we call...Edutainment...ie games you were supposed to "learn" from through playing them.  I am certain there was almost no learning and more gaming going on, but maybe some bits of learning snuck through.
At any rate, this game/text adventure simulated the 2000 mile journey from the heartland to the lands of Oregon, on the search for prosperity.  You have to balance supplies, the pace of your group, the trails of the trail, etc, enroute to try to make the difficult journey.
I fondly recall choosing to take time to play games in the computer lab over basketball, crafts, or whatever other things they offered during "free days" or when it was raining outside.  My goodness, the only sport I had played to that point was probably four square.  (Side note: I recall you had to put a red solo cup on the top of the computer to signify that you had a question.  Why we had to do that, I have no idea).
In order to complete my trip down memory lane, I decided to find an Apple II emulator on the interwebz and to play it legit style.  Many other versions are available (including text only, PC, and now in app form on iPod!)
Now in App form!
In my opinion, the greatest thing about playing this game with your class was that people would often name their party members after themselves, friends, or others.  So you'd have a character break a leg in game, with an exchange such as "HEY DAVE!  YOU JUST BROKE YOUR LEG!!!"  Ahhh good times....or I'm just easily amused.
Anyway, for this run, I followed a similar pattern for my excursion:
This can only end well.
After purchasing supplies, we were ready to rock.  
Check out those sweet graphics!
The main interface. Things are looking good at this point. Good health!
One of the biggest problems one runs into is a lack of health.  My trip was no different, as seen here:
MISS!!!
...and the only prescription, is more cowbell!
Work Reduction!
Too much Karaoke DJing!
Apparently, I'm the only healthy one in the group...probably because I drink so much milk.  HA!
As you progress, the conditions deteriorate.  Not only health is an issue, but so too is the food situation.  Stocking up at the beginning is key, but so is hunting along the way.  For some, this was the highlight of the game (i.e. they would just buy nothing but bullets.  Smart move.  Smart move.).
Got Beef?
Along the way, you also have to make choices as to which route you want to take, how fast you want to travel, and of course, the infamous "fording of the river(s)."  You often have a few choices (such as taking a ferry, floating the wagon, or fording the river.  Ferry is the safest route, however it also usually costs time and money.  Fording is often the quickest, but you can also sink the wagon, leading to a loss in supplies, oxen, etc.)
Ford the river!!!
Often times, through bad health and bad conditions, someone in the group will die.  It is always interesting to run across a gravestone enroute to Oregon.  Inevitably, someone in my class back in the day would have found it hilarious to name party members with riduclous/awesome names like "Butt" or "Assface" or "Penis."  Or you could run across a friend's name and you'd laugh or mock them for dying.
Yes, but what happened to Assface?
I was fortunate on my trip...plenty of health issues but we managed to truck through the difficult journey with no loss of life, and we eventually found our way to Oregon:
No sign of Nike and their hideous football uniforms anywhere!
Of course, since this was an early game, the ending was satisfying, but you didn't get a lot of pomp and circumstance:
Not pictured: The T-shirt with the saying "I traveled 2000 miles to Oregon and all I got was this lousy text box."
Top 10!!!
However, it still felt like an accomplishment.  Not only back in the day, but even today when I completed the journey again.  
Overall, Oregon Trail is a great game.  Even if it is basic by today's standards, it still holds a place in the hearts of many a gamer.  Whatever form it takes, it packs in a decent game with historical reference to add the educational perspective.  If you haven't played this game, do yourself a favor and play it in some form.
PS - If you want a good laugh, here's a great fake movie trailer for an Oregon Trail movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHps2SecuDk

Monday, November 7, 2011

Nerdgasm – Episode 1

So I am a Gamer.  LOVE games.  Video games.  Computer games.  Nerd culture in any form, basically. 

At any rate, I come across way too many sweet links on the interwebz and so I figured I’d start to share these when I get the chance.  Like right now.  Capiche?

Battleshots – (http://kotaku.com/5849354/this-game-of-battleship-will-get-you-hammered) – I can’t see how this would ever be awful.  I’m suddenly interested in playing Battleship again. 

Dancing Mario – (http://kotaku.com/5849766/dancing-mario-is-guaranteed-to-make-you-smile-promise) – Why Not?

Gaming on the Go – (http://kotaku.com/5849749/take-your-console-games-on-the-road-with-the-gaems-g155) – I’ll have to take this on my next road trip for work.  Or camping.

Fitocracy – (http://kotaku.com/5850072/how-making-fitness-into-a-role+playing-game-makes-us-all-look-and-feel-great) – I really wish they’d issue me a dang invite, this looks awesome!

Friends Don’t Let Friends Play Inverted – (http://kotaku.com/5850358/why-you-should-never-ever-invert-your-controls) – PSA brought to you by Freddie Wong.

Turn Your PC Into a Retro Gaming System – (http://lifehacker.com/5835259/how-to-turn-your-computer-into-a-retro-game-arcade) – Yes and yes.

Cain’s 9-9-9 Plan…In Sims World – (http://kotaku.com/5850701/the-sims-team-definitely-got-the-idea-for-this-video-from-herman-cains-tax-plan) – Well….if someone ran with the SimCity engine, I bet they’d have more success than being on their own.

I-Do-Ken – (http://kotaku.com/5850655/the-best-fake-video-game-wedding-picture-ever) – If you get the reference, points!

Choose Your Own Adventure @ Gamestop! – (http://bitmob.com/articles/choose-your-own-adventure-the-video-game-store) – Hell yes!  All you need is a 20-sided die and your browser to play this.  Ahhh memories.

Felt Nintendo Characters – (http://kotaku.com/5850778/felt-mario-bombs-are-dangerously-cute/gallery/1) – Awwww.  This is no head….this is a bomb!!!!

FPS Simulator…TO THE MAX – (http://kotaku.com/5850767/the-worlds-most-amazing-and-painful-video-game-setup) – Hol-eeee shit.

New Life+ – (http://kotaku.com/5851021/new-life%252B-if-life-were-a-game-how-would-you-replay-it) – Great article by the wonderful Lisa Foiles (@LisaFoiles).

Want To Be In Sesame Street?  Get a Kinect! – (http://gizmodo.com/5851020/kinect-realizes-millions-of-fantasies-by-putting-kids-inside-sesame-street) – Every day I’m snufflin’. (Part 2 – Taking over actual TV!!! http://kotaku.com/5851118/look-at-how-microsoft-wants-to-transform-sesame-street-its-the-future)

SimTaiwan – (http://kotaku.com/5851193/some-guy-recreated-a-country-in-simcity/gallery/1) – That is just straight up impressive SimCity 4ing right there.

Mario Bathroom?  Mario Bathroom. – (http://imgur.com/a/9fAWf#5) – Jealous!

Video Games Become….Horror Movies? – (http://kotaku.com/5851447/mario-kart-angry-birds-duck-hunter-turned-into-horror-flick) – How did I miss these?  I’m not a huge horror movie fan, but these look amazing.

Zelda The Cartoon…NSFW – (http://kotaku.com/5851611/bleep-a-few-words-and-suddenly-zelda-is-very-nsfw) – Sooo cheesy, even back in the day, but this clip takes a new spin on it.

Tom Nook is the 1% – (http://kotaku.com/5851904/what-animal-crossing-can-teach-us-about-the-anger-of-occupy-wall-street) – That bastard owned me in Animal Crossing

Where are They Now? Diseases from Oregon Trail – (http://kotaku.com/5851943/where-are-they-now-diseases-that-killed-you-in-oregon-trail) – Smitty has died.

Don’t You….Forget About Me.  In Ace Combat – (http://kotaku.com/5851983/this-is-the-greatest-button+press-in-all-of-video-gaming) – Great tribute.

Bhaloidam – (http://kotaku.com/5851782/fund-bhaloidam-to-tell-your-own-story) – I don’t get it, but I’m intrigued.  And hey, they made their goal, so maybe we will see it!

Metal NES – (http://kotaku.com/5852146/metal-band-unleashes-album-of-remixed-music-from-zelda-contra-and-more) – Old school music, set to heavy metal.  I’m down.

Dr. Robotnik Finally Wins – (http://kotaku.com/5852872/dr-robotnik-just-didnt-think-things-through) – It builds…it builds.

Ingenuity (aka Cheating) to Unlock an Achievement – (http://kotaku.com/5852987/this-guy-cheated-to-get-an-achievement-but-he-did-it-in-style) – Great work….though I don’t know if this is cheating or not….

NVIDIA Helps Offer Advice For Building a PC – (http://kotaku.com/5853219/nvidia-offers-guides-to-building-a-pc-worthy-of-battlefield-3) – To help peeps get the most out of BF3, they put together a very helpful guide.  Rest assured, I appreciate this.

Raw 2 CAWs – (http://kotaku.com/5853334/thanks-to-video-games-someone-pretended-that-frank-zappa-and-beck-were-wwe-pro-wrestlers/gallery/1) – Ohhh memories.  I wish they’d kept on with this series, the foundation was there!

Hardcore Keyboard – (http://gizmodo.com/5853636/you-can-spill-all-your-drinks-on-this-gaming-keyboard) – Good lord, you could probably kill someone with that thing and it would just brush it off.

Fighting Back Into the Game – (http://kotaku.com/5853740/at-age-29-a-game-developer-now-battles-back-from-a-stroke) – I am inspired.

Mage Gauntlet – (http://kotaku.com/5853830/heres-why-the-legend-of-zelda-should-come-to-the-iphone) I’ll have to look into this game, looks interesting…and promising!

The Final Concert – (http://kotaku.com/5853868/the-painful-beautiful-parting-of-two-brothers-bound-by-gaming) Touching and heartbreaking story…Cancer is the fucking worst.

Up The Wall – (http://kotaku.com/5854054/when-your-world-is-a-sheer-vertical-wall-all-you-can-do-is-climb) – All I can say is…don’t fall.

Dirty Word – (http://kotaku.com/5854012/this-gaymers-story) – Wow.  Kudos to this guy….

Hall of Play – (http://kotaku.com/5854355/to-insert-your-name-here-facebook-app-puts-you-in-the-best-playstation-commercial-ever) – Kevin Butler, continuing to prove why he is awesome.

Take This Lollipop – (http://www.takethislollipop.com/) – Wow….I may be killed shortly.

Gaping Hole – (http://kotaku.com/5854612/if-you-have-two-ipad-2s-heres-an-easy-halloween-costume-thatll-blow-everyone-away) – If I ever have the cash for 2 iPad2s….this is happening.

Gaming For A Cause – (http://kotaku.com/5854656/ios-game-helping-disabled-girl-walk-for-the-first-time) – One of the positive stories that the general news media will ignore in favor of crushing GTA for being too violent.

CLEAR! – (http://kotaku.com/5855107/battlefields-stupidest-weapons-dont-look-so-stupid-now) – Amazing clip here…great creativity with the paddles.

Car Vs. Road – (http://kotaku.com/5855198/sometimes-you-conquer-the-road-sometimes-the-road-conquers-you) – Love the creativity here!  Hope you are friendly with your….friend.  When playing this game anyhow…

Tractor Beams?  Tractor Beams. – (http://gizmodo.com/5855479/nasa-drops-a-hundred-grand-on-tractor-beam-research) – FINALLY!

On Video Game Reviews – (http://kotaku.com/5855372/drakes-reception-uncharted-3-and-video-game-criticism) – The Interwebz could learn a lesson or five.

Your Death! In Friendly Daily Infographic Form – (http://kotaku.com/5855536/the-boring-truth-about-your-death-it-wont-be-like-a-video-game) – Oh good, unintentional injury!

GTA V – (http://kotaku.com/5855612/the-coolest-things-we-spotted-in-the-gta-v-trailer/gallery/1) – YES!!!!

Kinect Serial Killer – (http://kotaku.com/5855906/kinect-is-a-serial-killer-has-the-taste-for-blood) – Creepy.  Low production values, but creepy.  Clearly some SAW influence.

Rainbow Moon – (http://kotaku.com/5855932/rainbow-moon-is-a-strategy-rpg-coming-to-psn-next-year/gallery/1) – I thought it was a sequel to the underrated Harvest Moon series.  Turns out it is an old school RPG set to be released for the PSN.  I’m IN!

Saints Row 3 – (http://kotaku.com/5856111/pimps-gimps-outer-space-combat-and-burt-reynolds-must-be-a-saints-row-the-third-trailer) – Sheer and utter ridiculousness.  I’m IN.

Cop Car Hits Plane Interlude – (http://www.autoblog.com/2011/11/04/watch-brazilian-police-intentionally-ram-car-into-plane-during-t/) – Oh, hey, you got GTA in my real life!

DLC Quest – (http://kotaku.com/5856556/sometimes-downloadable-content-isnt-just-in-the-game-it-is-the-game/gallery/1) – I love me some good satire.

MW3 – (http://kotaku.com/5856762/full+length-jonah-hill-modern-warfare-3-ad-has-a-special-guest-star-at-the-end) – Great commercial…though I’m the lifetime NOOB.

HARDEST GAME IN THE WORLD (MAYBE) – (http://kotaku.com/5857001/hardest-game-ever-has-a-lofty-title-it-features-short-games) – Warioware, revisited?

Portable N64 – (http://kotaku.com/5856991/transforming-a-nintendo-64-into-a-portable) – My God, I would have been dead in middle school via not doing anything other than Goldeneye if this existed.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Never Forget…

I know that a lot (A LOT) has been said about the events of that fateful day of September 11, 2001.  I’m merely another voice.  However, I have always felt strongly about the day.  It always has this deep emotional impact on me and I can’t fully explain it.  Maybe I’m overly morbid?  However, I think for me that is part of my “remembrance.”  There are so many things about this day that come to mind.  Where I was (Economics class with Mr. Laubmeier), how I felt (nervous/shocked/appalled), what was going to happen next, etc.  It is so surreal.  At the time, it was just unreal.  I mean…this seemed like something out of a movie.  Planes flying into buildings?  Coordinated attacks?  NY and Washington under attack?  I mean, in this day and age, how does that happen?  I guess this day and age is different because of that day….

I still go back and watch the footage.  From all the networks.  It still sends shivers up my spine to hear the discussion.  How naïve we were at the time (or at least how naïve the commentary sounded).  Plane crash, pilot error, etc.  It is like a movie you’ve seen before…you know when 9:02 rolls around that the next crash is imminent.  The horror of that second crash really…I mean my goodness, just tugs the emotions. 

Follow that up with the confusion of the Pentagon situation when it first happens…the moments where Bryant Gumbel is saying “Oh my God, Oh my God, the Pentagon is in flames.”  Or seeing Jim Miklaszewski’s initial confusion regarding some kind of “blast” at the Pentagon before the realization and information came in…

And there are those brave souls on United 93….good lord…the feelings that must have gone on their heads as they found out about what was going on below….and the bravery and stones that it took to attempt to retake the plane….words escape me on how amazing that is.

I apologize, I ramble.  I actually took a break in the middle of typing this entry to watch some more 9/11 and actually went home to be with family.  I needed a dang hug. 

At the end of the day….this surreal event has strengthened this country and we have shown our resolve in overcoming idiots with short minded beliefs that murder is a good way to get your point across.  The tragic event will never be forgotten, and the lives lost that day will never be trivialized.  The heroism and bravery of those rescue workers cannot be commended enough. 

I know I have a ton more to say on this subject, but right now it is all a blur and would just continue to come out in the form of rambling (my native language).  Stay safe, peeps, hug your family members and or friends and or pets, and never forget.  Thanks for listening….

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Douchebag of the Day (6/26/2011)

Starting a new feature here on the blog(s).  This one featuring…the douchebag(ess if a female) of the day.  Pretty self-explanatory.  If I find someone acting a mess, being ridiculous, outright stupid, or any combination of those and other fitting words, you get a spot in my blog.  You should be so honored.  Honestly, I could devote an entire wing to Scott Walker, but I’ve already ripped him a new one (like he ripped me a new one financially).  At any rate, let’s get it started, no?

Today’s douchebag?  Why Catholic Archbishop Timothy M. Dolan.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you may have heard that NY has just passed a bill that legalizes gay marriage in their fair state (the 6th such state).  Which of course has many people (see: Crazed idiots) crying foul that these heathens would be allowed the holy ceremony of marriage. Arguments will fly that “MARRIAGE IS ONLY FOR A MAN AND A WOMAN!” and the always popular “IF TWO GUYS ARE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED, THEN WHY CAN’T I MARRY MY DOG?  I LOVE MY DOG, DOES THAT MEAN I CAN MARRY HIM?”  (Caps added for effect, and accuracy.).

Well, our hero, Tim Dolan, Archbishop, had a few choice quotes following the passage of this bill.  He worries about the impact that the passage of this bill will have on the “parameters of marriage and the family dynamic.”

"We worry that both marriage and the family will be undermined by this tragic presumption of government in passing this legislation that attempts to redefine these cornerstones of civilization," the state's Catholic bishops said in a joint statement released late Friday. It was signed by Archbishop Timothy M. Dolan and seven other bishops.

Yes, because massive divorce rates all the healthy family dynamics going on aren’t a problem at all.  Things are peachy!!!!

Asked what his message was for the gay community, Dolan said Sunday morning, "I tell the gay community I love you very much, and every single morning when I say my prayers, I pray for (the) health and happiness of everyone in New York.

I’m guessing by that he means he prays for the souls of “fags” that are clearly going to hell, like the heathens they are.

"I'm very sorry that our opponents succeeded in reducing this to anti-gay sentiment," he said. "It's not. It's pro-marriage, it's not anti-gay."

That’s all.  It’s not anti-gay.  Just pro-marriage!!!!  Well I mean, if you aren’t allowing gays to get married under your watch though, isn’t that technically not equality and thus, anti-gay?  I mean I’m just saying.

But, he said, there was "sadness and disappointment" when the bill passed.

Hmmm.  Not anti-gay, yet sadness and disappointment when the ruling comes down.  Yet, I’m guessing they will still have a stronger reaction to this ruling than they did to all those accusations of child molestation in the Catholic ranks.….hmmm…

Congrats, Tim Dolan, you are today’s douchebag of the day!

Friday, June 10, 2011

The Ambitions of a Crazy Person (HINT–It’s me)

(From March-April 2011)  Well hello there Peepulation!  It has been awhile since our last visit.  Probably Februaryish?  It has been a crazy time in the world of yours truly….but it has for a good majority of the kind folk of Wisconsin.

I want to get the “unpleasantness” out of the way now.  The situation involving our lovely government and our dictator (as I call him) has been…stressful.  I do not like a certain person.  I do not like this person because he has vilified me as a state worker (even though he did thank me for my hard work before kicking me square in the balls).  Don’t get me wrong.  I KNOW we are in a tough time economically (unless you are rich, in which case you are flourishing right now).  I know I’m fairly well off.  But guess what?  I’ve earned my paycheck.  I’ve paid my dues.  And for some dipshit like that googly eyed mother f***er to come in and start throwing his weight around under the (self-admitted) false premise of “fiscal responsibility" is horse shit. 

I hate the fact that so many people seem blind to the big picture.  I realize people are going to have their beliefs.  That’s great, free country.  Have at it.  I am not a political person (for the most part).  I have my beliefs, but politics are so f***ed up and partisan that it is easy to get lost in the debate.

Right now I’m actually talking to my good friend Tony.  We are discussing how we both still care about each other and wanted to make it clear even through all the political shouting and through opinions of related parties.  Don’t get me wrong, I don’t agree with everyone and will argue and make my point.  And I may lose my cool and throw out some words that I don’t actually mean.  Well I may mean them but I don’t mean to attack people personally (unless of course I get attacked personally Smile with tongue out ).  However, in the grand scheme of things, we are still people.  Even though Dear Leader may not agree…I do still care about people.  I try not to hate over politics.  Politics are ugly.

That being said, I get frustrated easily.  I know there are idiots and narrow-minded people on both sides of the political landscape.  In this case, it frustrates me when certain groups of people have vilified state workers as being “the haves.”  This is ridiculous.  Yes, we have decent benefits.  But guess what?  We aren’t making HUGE amounts of money.  I’m actually making under 50K with these cuts.  Most people in my profession are making (rough guess) 33% higher amounts of money.  And this seems to be the case for many of my colleagues and those in the state with degrees.  Just the way the trend goes.  The public scene just can’t keep up with the private scene in trying to keep talented people (not counting myself in that group).  Are there outliers?  Hell yes.  But you can’t sit there and tell me that there aren’t outliers in the private industry as well. 

Same argument for those who say “good, shut down the unions!”  Yes they feed money to certain candidates on the left.  You are telling me that corporations don’t clearly give money to those on the right?  Really?  Have you seen the top 10 contributions list?  Only 3 were unions.  The rest were corporations, and they gave to people on the right.  (I’ll post a link later.  It is past 1am and I’m just on a roll). 

Oh yes, and I LOVE the idiots (yes, I’m being crude here but it fits) that use references like “working class” and “taxpayers” as if us state workers don’t fit into either of those categories.  SPOILER ALERT.  We are.  Just because we work for the state doesn’t mean we don’t pay taxes and it doesn’t mean we don’t work hard or are automatically not in the working class.  People that say that are straight up ignorant and/or neophytes.

Oh, and I LOVE the commenters on JSOnline and other news sites.  Comment sections on the internet seem to be the cesspools of the world wide web.  I mean the vast majority of people (again on both sides) are straight up dumb.  Sure I get a giggle out of reading certain comments.  But when you get people complaining about “OOOO why are you commenting during work hours on OUR (inferring that a state worker is wasting time), get back to work!”  Are you f***ing kidding me?  You are commenting on that exact piece of writing.  Who the f*** are you to comment?  Pot meet kettle.

At any rate….this is why I hate politics.  It just gets me riled up and at the end of the day, what good is it?  It all comes down to who has the money.  Which is kind of bulls*** but it is never going to change.  In an ideal world, both sides could coexist and actually work towards a greater good and not towards special interests, but guess what, that day is never coming.  Instead I get to deal with a dictator that (along with his minions) will just do what he wants to grab as much power as possible and doesn’t care what lines he crosses or what bridges get burned.  All I can say is karma is a b****.  And there I go, losing my sense of decorum again.  *Deep Breaths*

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Farewell to My_____

It is a somber mood here at N Central.  What with crazies running the state of Wisconsin, which will soon be called State of Wisconsin sponsored by TDS if the idiots have their way, but that’s neither here nor there.

We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of MySpace, or as it has become known, My_____.  Yes, after being in a coma for nearly 2 years, the plug is being pulled, at least for my account. 

The dust has settled and the site has long since lost any appeal for me.  My friends were already starting to bail from it in late 2008, and I just kept it around more or less “just in case” scenario.”  That was months…no…years ago.

I was always way more into Facebook for some reason.  I signed up for Facebook well before MySpace…at least months if not a year at least.  I liked how you could be more creative with MySpace with layouts, HTML, etc.  However, it seemed to get out of hand, or maybe I just got highly annoyed by pages that had WAY too many animated gifs saying things like *Fuck the Man* or *Sassy Bitch* or stupid glitter…ugh.  Getting a headache thinking about it.  Not to mention….MySpace spawned Metro Station, which is a stain on the underwear of life. 

But I stuck with it because I didn’t completely hate it at one point and I actually enjoyed chatting with friends on there, blogging, commenting on pictures and other pages.  There was always some MySpace drama going on as well, and as long as I wasn’t involved in it, it was good for some entertainment.

Then things started going downhill.  MySpace went corporate and it was besieged with video ads, fake friends (who were really viral advertisements), spam, you name it.  Then people slowly funneled away.  I stuck with it, but updates became infrequent at best.

I do have some friends from MySpace that I still want to connect with (such as Maria, Schmitty, and others) but even they appear to have long since gone without an update.  Ah well….there’s always Facebook stalking…

So I basically just finished canvassing my profile for pics, comments, etc.  It was quite a trip down memory lane….

So now we bid My_____ a bittersweet farewell.  Aaaaammmmazing Grace…..how sweeeeet….the sound…..

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

10 Goals for 2011

So I’m attempting to come up with some goals for 2011.  I had planned on getting this started earlier (i.e. the first of the year), however being ill put a halt on those plans.  Plus, if you ask many, a new year isn’t a clean slate.  I digress, and am just using 2011 as a clean slate…because I’m OCD and that is a great clean break point.  :P

Anyhow, I’m attempting to keep these goals measurable and the like (as much as possible, anyhow), as that was a key lesson Jason has taught me.  We shall see what comes of these, but this way will help to keep me somewhat consistent and accountable.  Also, I am including some ongoing goals below to keep some more “long term” goals in the picture as well.  I’m sure more goals will come up as the new year goes on because I do too much.  And some are very basic…for a reason.  KISS.  Keep It Simple Stupid.  Capiche?  Let’s Rock.

2011 Goals (In No Particular Order)

  1. Run both Crazylegs and Warrior Dash 2011 (NOTE:  Both very doable, depending on if my knee doesn’t act up)
  2. Lose 15 pounds by the end of the year.  (Not an urgent thing, just something I wouldn’t mind accomplishing since that would get me to my “fighting weight.”  :P)
  3. Get a New Car
  4. Start Podcasting (Not reading the book, but actually broadcasting)
  5. Do 100 Sit Ups/50 Pushups a day/night.
  6. Throw at least one bad a$$ party. (i.e. plan and throw one party that involves no one dying)
  7. (Finally) Get a Tattoo
  8. Donate Double Red Blood Cells
  9. Try Sushi (and no, Crab Rangoon does NOT count)
  10. Travel to at least one new place (out of state)

Ongoing Goals (i.e. General Accomplishments)

  • Continue The Travels (Domestic and Internationally)
  • 1001 Video Games…Enough Said
  • New Restaurants….Boom
  • Read your books, you idiot.  You keep buying new ones without reading the old ones.  Stupid jackwagon!
  • Continue improving on the culinary skillz.

That’s all I’ve got for now….I’m sure more will come up as I think of them.  Feel free to ridicule as you please!  :P